A zany and profane ad for my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, soon available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment

Hey guys!  You know when someone’s tickling your b-hole with the tip of their pinkie and you’re acting all innocent, then they suddenly go three knuckles deep, four fingers wide and you burst into an angelic song that quickly transforms into a demon-voiced roar of full-throated pleasure because you’re gasming so hard that you’re gonna need a mop after you’re—

JUST KIDDING!  That is DISGUSTING—I would NEVER do that!  Not only do I drive two miles under the speed limit, I only watch shows with a TV-G rating!  Geez—that was just a test!  Get your mind outta the gol’darn gutter! 

(And if you failed the test, may God have mercy on your twisted soul.  Pervert.) 

🙂 🙂 😀

Admittedly, that had nothing to do with my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm. But now that I have your attention, I’d just like to announce that all three books will be available as paperbacks directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment, and there will be a three-book bundle as well!


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16 responses to “A zany and profane ad for my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, soon available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment”

  1. Dude, I completely forgot how funny you are. I don’t get on WordPress much but your words leave me breathlessly humoured.

    1. Thanks man! I like writing stuff that makes me laugh while I’m writing it, lol

  2. Totally got me man. I was about to report you to, ohm… someone. The WordPress AI god I guess. Glad I didn’t. Made me laugh away the initial gross-out.

    1. Thanks, haha! Just trying to spread a chuckle with an ad. I hate advertising so I figure I might as well make it fun in my own weird way

  3. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  4. Me: “let’s see what type of things he been posting…” Comes here, this is the first thing I see lol. So good I finished it through…

    1. HEH heh heh!

  5. So, you are the only stranger who reads and likes my brain rubbish completely voluntarily without my prompting and begging. I figured, I’d pay you a visit to return a favor.
    And THIS is the first entry I read of yours. 😂 What can I say? It is generally I who render people 😶 speechless. Clearly, I have met my match. No words. Just laughing my ass off. 🤣 Kuddos, kid!

    1. Thank you, May! Always a pleasure when I can make folks chuckle 😀

  6. Everytime 😂

  7. Just kidding huh 🤣

    1. Why? Are you into any of that? 🤣

      1. Ewww…ugghh….bleh… 🤣

      2. 🤣

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