A zany and profane ad for my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, soon available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment

Hey guys!ย  You know when someoneโ€™s tickling your b-hole with the tip of their pinkie and youโ€™re acting all innocent, then they suddenly go three knuckles deep, four fingers wide and you burst into an angelic song that quickly transforms into a demon-voiced roar of full-throated pleasure because youโ€™re gasming so hard that youโ€™re gonna need a mop after youโ€™reโ€”

JUST KIDDING!ย  That is DISGUSTINGโ€”I would NEVER do that!ย  Not only do I drive two miles under the speed limit, I only watch shows with a TV-G rating!ย  Geezโ€”that was just a test!ย  Get your mind outta the golโ€™darn gutter!ย 

(And if you failed the test, may God have mercy on your twisted soul.ย  Pervert.)ย 

๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ™‚ ๐Ÿ˜€

Admittedly, that had nothing to do with my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm. But now that I have your attention, I’d just like to announce that all three books will be available as paperbacks directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment, and there will be a three-book bundle as well!


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9 responses to “A zany and profane ad for my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, soon available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment”

  1. Dude, I completely forgot how funny you are. I don’t get on WordPress much but your words leave me breathlessly humoured.

    1. Thanks man! I like writing stuff that makes me laugh while I’m writing it, lol

  2. Totally got me man. I was about to report you to, ohm… someone. The WordPress AI god I guess. Glad I didn’t. Made me laugh away the initial gross-out.

    1. Thanks, haha! Just trying to spread a chuckle with an ad. I hate advertising so I figure I might as well make it fun in my own weird way

  3. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  4. Me: “let’s see what type of things he been posting…” Comes here, this is the first thing I see lol. So good I finished it through…

    1. HEH heh heh!

  5. So, you are the only stranger who reads and likes my brain rubbish completely voluntarily without my prompting and begging. I figured, Iโ€™d pay you a visit to return a favor.
    And THIS is the first entry I read of yours. ๐Ÿ˜‚ What can I say? It is generally I who render people ๐Ÿ˜ถ speechless. Clearly, I have met my match. No words. Just laughing my ass off. ๐Ÿคฃ Kuddos, kid!

    1. Thank you, May! Always a pleasure when I can make folks chuckle ๐Ÿ˜€

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