Tag: art
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A zany and profane ad for my paperbacks for the Unbound Realm
What the shaft cut is happening, all you immaculate wiener-shavers who’re going for that perfect royal garden-maze-worthy hedge at the bottom of your womb-hammer because you’re getting ready for a date, the masterpiece is almost complete but right as you carve the last of your initials into the base of your bush your straight razor…
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Musings
I suspect there’s a difference between negativity that naturally arises, without any prompting or deliberation, and negativity that arises through willful focus. I suspect natural negativity is meant to be internally felt and allowed, if not externally expressed (if we always expressed it externally, it could destroy relationships or send us to prison). And, once…
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On my creative process…
Personally, I believe creativity is one of humanity’s default attributes. Some people create something resembling perpetuation (I say resembling because technically, you can never truly perpetuate something exactly as is–the universe is always in a different configuration of matter and energy from moment to moment), and some people create in a way that expresses an…
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A zany and profane ad for my paperbacks for the Unbound Realm
I’m a fan of Batman AND Kpop Demon Hunters, so when I see the Dark Knight and Jinu sitting side by side at a Comic Con table, I beeline over for both their signatures. As I get my memorabilia ready to sign, Batman extends a hand, prompting me for a shake. “Hey, I’m Edward Cullen! …
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Musings
I suspect there’s a difference between negativity that naturally arises, without any prompting or deliberation, and negativity that arises through willful focus. I suspect natural negativity is meant to be internally felt and allowed, if not externally expressed (if we always expressed it externally, it could destroy relationships or send us to prison). And, once…
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On my creative process…
I believe humans naturally exercise creativity. Even if it isn’t a “creative pursuit,” such as painting, writing, music, etc, I believe humans are gifted with spontaneous inspiration and ideas. In my opinion, it’s simply a matter of channeling and directing this impulse, instead of forcing it into a so-called “creative pursuit.” The most gratifying expression…
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A zany and profane ad for my paperbacks for the Unbound Realm
What the cup of cheese is happening, all you degenerate tricksters who lure your friend by pretending to sniff the air with a puzzled expression and asking, “Why does it smell like bread?” Then, when they too sniff the air with a puzzled expression, you fart as hard as you can into your hand and…
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Musings
I suspect there’s a difference between negativity that naturally arises, without any prompting or deliberation, and negativity that arises through willful focus. I suspect natural negativity is meant to be internally felt and allowed, if not externally expressed (if we always expressed it externally, it could destroy relationships or send us to prison). And, once…
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On my creative process…
The beauty of writing is that you can edit your manuscript to your heart’s content. I’ve edited chapters down to a single page, turned run-on paragraphs into a single line, expanded a single scene into an entire book. You can subtract or add words until you express yourself as best as you can. There’s no…
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A zany and profane ad for my paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment
As I’m walking down the street, I glance into an alley and spot a woman yanking her pants down, crouch on the pavement, and give birth to a dooker with a teeth-clenching HNNGHH! Holy shit (literally)! Is that…MARTHA STEWART??? She yanks her pants up, grabs my throat, lifts me off my feet, and pins me…