Tag: Sci Fi
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A zany and profane ad for my paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, soon available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment
I’m a grown-ass dude, but that don’t stop me from jorkin’ it like a madman. I’m talking enough kinetic energy to start a damn fire, using a bow-and-drill setup during a once-in-a-century, tropical downpour. If it weren’t for the lube, my wiener would look worse than Vader’s burnt-ass— Suddenly my heart seizes and abruptly flatlines. …
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A zany and profane ad for my social media
What the ass-bulb is happening, all you colon-stuffing adventurers who stuck a super durable, light-emitting device up your bunghole in a drunken stupor then completely forgot about it, now you’re wandering past CERN as it opens a wormhole into other dimensions and triggers glitches in the electromagnetic paradigm all through the universe, as a result…
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The Moment Everything Changes (Most People Miss It)
Most people think change happens in big moments. Something dramatic.Something obvious.Something you can point to and say: “that’s when everything shifted.” But that’s not how it actually works. It starts quietly. A thought you can’t shake.A feeling you can’t explain.A sense that something isn’t lining up the way it should. You try to ignore it.…
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A zany and profane ad for my social media
While I’m under Taylor’s desk, eating out her Grammy-award-winning pop-star-vajeen, she squeezes my head with both her thighs. It turns my cheeks purplish-red—my eye-veins swell and visibly throb, to the point where you can watch them and clock my pulse. Then, as she gasms, she bangs my head against her desk. “OW!” I rub my…
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They Fought the Same Way. Quietly.
They weren’t the same. But they understood the same thing.
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