Tag: Book Review
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Now It’s The Windows
The doors were bad enough. Then Dragon World started appearing everywhere else.
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He Hasn’t Been Here In Over A Year
The answer should have clarified things. Instead, it made everything worse.
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A zany and profane ad for my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, soon available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment
What the drunken club-sex is happening, all you folks who drink too many drinks and take too many goddamn tabs and/or pills and suddenly you’re going home with a hottie, pumping your fist and hissing “Yessss” under your breath before you get it together and stumble through the door, holy shit it’s all a delirious…
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A Fifty-Foot Man Made Entirely of Stone
The visions weren’t just showing Jon battles anymore. They were showing him impossible things.
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A zany and profane ad for my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, soon available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment
Climate change is here! Wildfires, droughts, storms, all of which lead to power and water shutoffs! Which means I can’t take a shower, which means… SWAMP DICK. In the year 2026, an autonomous zone was declared around my wiener, stretching fifty miles in every direction. Visible stink lines emanate from my crotch, withering and shriveling…
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The Real Torture Happened Out of Sight
The soldiers were terrifying. But the people behind them were worse.