A zany and profane ad for my paperbacks for the Unbound Realm

What the cup of cheese is happening, all you degenerate tricksters who lure your friend by pretending to sniff the air with a puzzled expression and asking, “Why does it smell like bread?”  Then, when they too sniff the air with a puzzled expression, you fart as hard as you can into your hand and fling it toward their face while screaming, “Just kidding, fucker—CUP OF CHEESE!!!”  They start gagging and choking, your laughter quickly turns into horrified gaping as they clutch their neck and turn an alarming shade of vomit-green, blood leaks from their nose, eyes, and ears and you start giving them CPR but it doesn’t do a goddamn thing so you hammer-fist their chest in sheer frustration hollering, “LIVE, BITCH—LIVE!”  They’re about to fucking die why did you have to hit them with that cup of cheese oh God WHY WHY WHY—

And THAT, my friends, is why you don’t fling that cup of cheese willy fucking nilly!  You might end up murdering your goddamn friend!  Jesus Fuckin’ Christ!

Admittedly, that had nothing to do with my paperbacks for the Unbound Realm. But now that I have your attention, I’d just like to announce that all three books are available as paperbacks directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment, and there is a three-book bundle as well!

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