A zany and profane ad for my paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment

What the old man cum is happening, all you geriatric sausage-floggers who manage to squeeze a tiny little drip-drop of aging penis-tear out of the tip of your womb-hammer, you break down sobbing because it used to be a goddamn firehouse and you could lean back and jerk it and shoot over your shoulder and blind any foes trying to sneak up behind you, you run into a gym and start blubbering and wailing as you go apeshit on the punching bag, no technique just sheer fucking rage and giant thudding haymakers WHY GOD WHY WHY WHY

Jesus fuckin’ CHRIST!  Who the fuck tries to jizz on people sneaking up behind them?  Just get a concealed carry permit and learn how to use a goddamn pistol ya goddamn weirdo! 

Admittedly, that had nothing to do with my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm. But now that I have your attention, I’d just like to announce that all three books are available as paperbacks directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment, and there is a three-book bundle as well!

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