A zany and profane ad for my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, soon available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment

What the strong-pube is happening, all you neglectful shower-shavers who don’t scrub up them bushies and leave a straggler hanging out on the tip of the shaft, the next time your significant other starts giving you a beej they pick it out but instead of just flicking it away they start flossing their teeth, hitting them back molars and incisors and canines, meanwhile you’re like what the fuck what about the beej WHAT ABOUT THE BEEJ—

And THAT, my friends, is why you shouldn’t just shave them shits and go doo-bee-doo-bee-doo all clean, you gotta get in there with the water and the loofa and get them stragglers!  Jesus fuckin’ Christ!

Admittedly, that had nothing to do with my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm. But now that I have your attention, I’d just like to announce that all three books will be available as paperbacks directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment, and there will be a three-book bundle as well!

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