Tag: writing
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A zany and profane ad for my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, soon available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment
Climate change is here! Wildfires, droughts, storms, all of which lead to power and water shutoffs! Which means I can’t take a shower, which means… SWAMP DICK. In the year 2026, an autonomous zone was declared around my wiener, stretching fifty miles in every direction. Visible stink lines emanate from my crotch, withering and shriveling…
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The Real Torture Happened Out of Sight
The soldiers were terrifying. But the people behind them were worse.
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The Blindfolded Warrior Didn’t Fight Like Anyone Else
The soldiers fought like men. The blindfolded warrior fought like something else entirely.
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Revolving Doors Were the Worst
Some doors only showed flashes of Dragon World. Revolving doors trapped him between both realities.
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Any Door Could Become a Portal
At first it was one glimpse. Then every doorway started showing him another world.
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A zany and profane ad for my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, soon available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment
Hey everybody—I’m pretty sure you know what I’m talking about when I reference a joyous gush-fest with one-lover on top and the other below, rimming your bung with their hot, lashing tongue and— JUST KIDDING! I pay taxes, I’m a patriot, and I’m also a virgin! That was a test, and if you failed it,…
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