Tag: writing
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A zany and profane ad for my social media
What the ass-bulb is happening, all you colon-stuffing adventurers who stuck a super durable, light-emitting device up your bunghole in a drunken stupor then completely forgot about it, now you’re wandering past CERN as it opens a wormhole into other dimensions and triggers glitches in the electromagnetic paradigm all through the universe, as a result…
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You’re Not Lost — You’re Ignoring Something
You’re not lost. It just feels that way. Because when something in your life doesn’t fit… your first instinct isn’t to question it. It’s to fix yourself. You assume:you’re overthinkingyou’re being dramaticyou just need to push through So you adjust. You adapt. You try to make it work. And for a while… it does. At…
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The Moment Everything Changes (Most People Miss It)
Most people think change happens in big moments. Something dramatic.Something obvious.Something you can point to and say: “that’s when everything shifted.” But that’s not how it actually works. It starts quietly. A thought you can’t shake.A feeling you can’t explain.A sense that something isn’t lining up the way it should. You try to ignore it.…
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A zany and profane ad for my social media
While I’m under Taylor’s desk, eating out her Grammy-award-winning pop-star-vajeen, she squeezes my head with both her thighs. It turns my cheeks purplish-red—my eye-veins swell and visibly throb, to the point where you can watch them and clock my pulse. Then, as she gasms, she bangs my head against her desk. “OW!” I rub my…
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They Fought the Same Way. Quietly.
They weren’t the same. But they understood the same thing.
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