Tag: art
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On my creative process…
When I first started writing, I struggled to balance an influx of ideas with my day-to-day life. I started taking notes while I was doing stuff, but then I realized I was taking endless reams of notes, and I might as well be full-on writing. What I do now is I assign myself a daily…
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A zany and profane ad for my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, soon available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment
“HHRNNGHH!” I stifle a scream as Grammar Nazi Prime budda-budda-buddas my giant nuts, laughing with joy as they ricochet off my thighs and stomach. Once he’s done, I sag downward, tightening the links around my arms and legs—he’s rigged me to a series of junkyard chains, configured so I’m horizontally suspended at head level. That…
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Musings
As I get older, I’ve experienced multiple instances of good turning bad, and bad turning good. It’s encouraged me to tone down the judgment and reactive negativity. On a related note, I’ve come to believe that true abundance isn’t defined by time or material, but from possibility itself. Who knows what opportunities we’ll be able…
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On my creative process…
As ridiculous as it may sound, my approach to writing is “follow the energy.” I want to be excited and captivated by what I write, while I write it. I don’t want to pay others to pump out novels under my name, and turn my writing into a joyless endeavor. Personally, I believe it’s fine…
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A zany and profane ad for my upcoming paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, soon available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment
What the ass-crack-swipe is happening, all you prank-loving mofos who spot your significant other’s butt-slit and can’t resist the opportunity to run your credit card down its length but as soon as it reaches the pucker, a demonic voice booms, “WHO HAS AWAKENED AHNDAGO RAHN-THOON???” Your significant other straightens up, eyes glowing, eliciting whimpers from…
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Musings
As I get older, I’ve experienced multiple instances of good turning bad, and bad turning good. It’s encouraged me to tone down the judgment and reactive negativity. On a related note, I’ve come to believe that true abundance isn’t defined by time or material, but from possibility itself. Who knows what opportunities we’ll be able…
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On my creative process…
I view myself more as a sculptor or whittler than an inventor. I see a couple scenes and climactic moments, produce a sloppy block of clunky material (my draft), then whittle and chip and shave at its edges, until I clarify the energy from my rough-hewn vision, to the point where I feel it’s communicated…
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A zany and profane ad for my paperbacks for the Unbound Realm, soon available directly for purchase from King’s Entertainment
I’m a grown-ass dude, but that don’t stop me from jorkin’ it like a madman. I’m talking enough kinetic energy to start a damn fire, using a bow-and-drill setup during a once-in-a-century, tropical downpour. If it weren’t for the lube, my wiener would look worse than Vader’s burnt-ass— Suddenly my heart seizes and abruptly flatlines. …
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Musings
As I get older, I’ve experienced multiple instances of good turning bad, and bad turning good. It’s encouraged me to tone down the judgment and reactive negativity. On a related note, I’ve come to believe that true abundance isn’t defined by time or material, but from possibility itself. Who knows what opportunities we’ll be able…
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On my creative process…
Typically, my inspiration doesn’t work in a linear fashion–I’m gifted with an exciting scene or possibility, then I write my way towards it. Along the way, my characters develop their voices and reveal the philosophies that form their worldview. As I draft and edit, draft and edit (and once I’m finished drafting, edit edit edit…