Tag: book-reviews
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the spider-monkey doggy-style is happening, all you sexual black belts who’re hitting it from behind while hunched over like Gollum, clenching your teeth as your sack bounces off the clit and elicits a series of ego-spiking moans, suddenly your left hamstring cramps the fuck up, veins pop out on your temples as you grunt-scream…
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Yet another weird ad for my novels
Goddamn…why am I staring down at my face? No, don’t tell me… “HE’S DEAD!!!” A horde of milfs crowd my body, obstructing it from my aerial perspective. “This award-winning Man Whore deserves to be in a museum!” They all burst out in murmurs of assent. “We only have so much ice, which means we can’t…
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Today is the last day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle!
Today is the last day Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for today and tomorrow!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for today and tomorrow! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for three days!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for three days! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read!…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for four days, October 6-10!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle, October 6-10! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read! #Kindle…
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Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle for five days, October 6-10!
Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl is FREE on Kindle, October 6-10! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a read! #Kindle…
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Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days, October 6-10!
Tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle, October 6-10! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then give it a…
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The day after tomorrow Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle for five days, October 6-10!
The day after tomorrow, Kor’Thank: Barbarian Valley Girl will be FREE on Kindle, October 6-10! This is by far the zaniest of all my books! If you want to dip your toe in a comedy/horror/sci-fi/teen-genius tale with copious amounts of psychedelics and a 300 mph kiss hanging from the back of a mushroom-shaped mecha, then…
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Give my books a read and a review!
What the Fart Pact is happening, all you covenant-breakers who’re sitting in a group of mildly-well-acquainted folks who are all wrinkling their noses and pretending not to notice because one of you—ONE OF YOU—just tried to sneak a silent one past the group but it fell fucking short and now all of you are trying…