I hired on to shake my booty at Martha Stewart’s Man Whore Camp, but I had no idea what I was getting into. As you can see, she forced me to dance in my “vacation pants” with my tongue out. What you can’t see is her standing off camera, pointing an AK-47 at my head, laughing as I die inside a piece at a time.
…I know: I should be writing.
#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate
Thrilled, however, she got you to do this BEFORE the snow settled… 😉
Hahaha! 😆
After all the run-ins you’ve had with Ms Stewart, Kent… *sighs heavily and rolls eyes* 😂
P.s. Those are some impressive vacation pants! lol 😂
(she secretly loves me) Moo hoo ha ha! 😎
From this stint it’s no longer a secret! Haha 😂😉
*twiddles fingers and grins evilly*
There’s an ad on your manchild page seeking backend developers… nope ain’t going there….not after that picture..LOL
Mwahahaha! A wise choice, lunar base one! 😆
Frowns. Did you forget to credit your awesome photographer? 🤔🤔
Your vacation pants look like there may be a large party inside! 😈😁😁😈
Crap! Yep, I definitely forgot to credit him. And on your second comment…I’m a little amused and chagrined that I had to live thirty-something years to find out I’m pretty impressive in that area, hahaha! I always thought I was average cos I thought it was all about length. ANYways…I’ll leave the rest to your imagination. 😉
Giggling out loud. 😂😂😂😍😍😍😂😂😂
And your poor hard working abused photographer….kisses to you both.
😘
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