Man Child Mondays

I was on a date going in for the kiss and like the true Man Child I am…I farted.  Now I must pay.

…I know:  I should be writing.  Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy

#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate


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18 responses to “Man Child Mondays”

  1. 😂😂😂😂😂

  2. *Gasps* The dishonour!! Lol! Who knows, if you bagged that second date you might be able to redeem yourself lol! :-))

    1. Hahaha! Perhaps…or perhaps I should wipe the minds of everyone involved and then live in an undisclosed location for the rest of my life, LOL!

      1. Yeah now you mention it, go off the grid, dude. Save yourself the embarrassment lol! 😉

  3. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  4. Lol that was short but sweet 😂

    1. Haha! Thank You! 😀

      1. Pleasure lol

  5. Oh my poor dear Man Child. To lose romance in the stench of humanity. The price of the high fiber diet which produces such incredible muscle tone in that delicious form is to be wafted away in the glamour of thou. However, I do wonder…is this perhaps why you remain masked?
    Jumar, you captured those arms beautifully. :o)

    1. Hahaha! I like being masked on the off-chance that I’ll get famous and want to stay anonymous, or if I have to go to a job interview and reference my writing without the possibility of embarrassing a potential employer. I’ll pass your compliment on to Jumar, LOL!

      1. it isn’t a hidden gas mask of some sort? And thank you for passing on the compliment.

      2. That WOULD come in handy…LOL!

  6. Or do you wear the mask because when you’re not farting on girls you’re hoping around on rooftops keeping your city safe from criminal activity?

    1. Um…yeah! Yes! I do THAT! That sounds way better, LOL!

  7. “Going in for the kiss”? Smooooth. 🙂 That mask probably would have gotten in the way anyhow.

    1. Girls LOVE the mask, LOL!

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