Kent Wayne

Man Child Mondays #23

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DirtySciFiBuddha
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True story:  when your favorite author (and perennial Man Child) Kent Wayne was but a little tyke, he was convinced that flushing the toilet would accidentally tear a hole into another dimension and invite horrors without names into the bathroom.  Today I face my destiny; I will flush my toilet and blast the face off whatever comes from its arcane depths.

…I know:  I should be writing.

Photo taken by friend and Cool Guy Jumar Balacy.

#IShouldBeWriting #ManChildMondays #AlwaysProcrasturbating #LifeLongReprobate

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18 responses to “Man Child Mondays #23”

  1. bettiezyx Avatar
    bettiezyx

    First thought: worst. roommate. ever.
    LOL

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      “Man Child.” Says it all, LOL! XD

      Reply
  2. Fred Avatar
    Fred

    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets?

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Haven’t read or seen it. Nah—this is actually a true story, hahaha!

      Reply
  3. elvagreen123 Avatar
    elvagreen123

    O M G. I know it is true that little kids do not like to flush the toilet, it is thought because they do not want to flush a part of themselves. So you are not that far off. But now that you are grown up you have added a gun into the mix. When you start blowing holes in the wall your landlady is going to put you out. (Sherlock Holmes did that).

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Hahaha! Which version? Robert Downey Jr., Benedict Cumberbatch, or the guy in the books?

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      1. elvagreen123 Avatar
        elvagreen123

        Yea, Benedict, he said “The wall had it coming.”

      2. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        Gotcha. Still have yet to see season 3 of sherlock, It’s on my list of to-dos. 🙂

  4. ibizagoldgirl Avatar
    ibizagoldgirl

    Anything come out yet? I mean as opposed to any other day 🙄

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      I killed the toilet demon, gained 1000 experience points, and now I’m a level 14 Man Child! 😀

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      1. ibizagoldgirl Avatar
        ibizagoldgirl

        That’s a very productive Monday 🌟 I hope you received your level 14 badge and sew it on carefully to your booty shorts!

      2. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
        DirtySciFiBuddha

        XD I need a badge! I need an official uniform that includes booty shorts!

  5. Orchha Jewels Avatar
    Orchha Jewels

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  6. ibizagoldgirl Avatar
    ibizagoldgirl

    You still standing there??

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  7. ellie894 Avatar
    ellie894

    You should be writing…but flush first!

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      Demons vanquished! Back to writing lol!

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  8. juliathereader Avatar
    juliathereader

    Flushing toilets are a freaky concept. Weapons totally justified. Dreamcatcher (2003), anyone? Just landed on MCM, much lols. Even with the anonymity you’re brave! Love the liberties taken, love the playful humour!

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    1. DirtySciFiBuddha Avatar
      DirtySciFiBuddha

      I can’t believe how scared I was of them as a kid. I kept thinking they were portals into hell realms 🤣

      Reply

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